OCTO-WHAT-WHAT?

I still don't have a computer.
My roommate lent me one, but then the devils that reside in the wiring of my walls fried that one too, along with a fan I set up to blow the smell of melted plastic out of the place where I sleep.

I live in a death trap I guess?

In related news, I may not be cool enough to be a writer or comic author.
One of the requirements when I applied for this job was, "ARE YOU COOL ENOUGH TO BE A WRITER OR COMIC AUTHOR? YES/NO/STOP SLEEPING WITH MY SISTER YOU ALCOHOLIC (PLEASE CIRCLE THE MOST APPROPRIATE ANSWER)
I may have lied in my answer. That could be grounds for immediate termination if my boss finds out.

In related news to that other related news, some scientists found a half octopus half squid.
I call it the octopusquid.
Very literal, I know.

MY FINEST WORK TO DATE

Without my computer, I have been unable to update Emoticomics!
But that doesn't mean that I haven't been able to make incredible pictures with photoshop while I'm at work.

COMPUTERLESS IN AN AGE OF COMPUTERS

My computer melted.
More shit will be put up on Emoticomics! in a certain amount of time, dependent upon when my computer becomes un-melted (solidified, if you will).

NOVEL, 2.0

COMIC

Since I know what boingboing is, I am pretty much automatically a nerd. Irony, I guess?

Boingboing is a website that sometimes posts stuff about colossal squid, which automatically makes me a fan.

On a related note, I challenge anyone to write a steampunk themed, discordean-fortean nerdcore epic with an anti-DRM message.

HIGH FIVES

THAT'S RIGHT, HIGH FIVES!

ZEITGEIST RELATED COMICS

A NEW COMIC.

I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MISSPELLED ZEITGEIST.

A FIRST FOR EMOTICOMICS

A NEW COMIC
ABOUT PENISES!

So, it had to come up sooner or late. We made a comic about penises.
Whoops, that first sentence was accidentally a clever play on words. It is so hard not to be clever when talking about penises.
Oh, I sort of just did it again. See what I'm saying?